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It all started with yesterday morning, some guy at my bus stop (who calls me Bill for some reason) was smoking weed rolled with bible paper. I split the joint with him and was kinda high through 2nd period at school. I was really hungry and thankfully we had a little party in that class and we ate chips and shit.
Next, for once, my history teacher didn't either bother to wake me up. I got to sleep the entire class period. At lunch I literally had to beg the lunch ladies to let me get some food because I was broke.
After school I met up with my BF Marvin (he looked so cool with his trench coat and black eyeliner and lipstick and shit :3 ) & my big bro Nikko and we hung out at the park for about an hour or two. Shortly after we walked into town to go to this block party. We went to my bud Destin's house first to wake his ass up and drag him with us.
At the party thing, we got a pizza and chilled for a bit before hanging out with some of our stoner buddies. They were chasing each other around town and tossing each others shoes in trees. I threw a sock at Nikko and he chased me down the street. Then the group got separated then met back up near the inflatable bounce house thing. We shared a Monster, screwed around and watched some little kid yank a 'no parking' sign right out of the ground.
Then Nikko did something so fucking stupid, i'm still a little pissed at him for doing it. He saw the plug that was powering the bounce house inflator machine and fucking UNPLUGGED it. While there were kids in the bounce house. We all panicked and scattered when we heard little kids scream. Thankfully Marvin and I weren't caught, but we got a little worried when Nikko went to get his jacket and didn't return.
Finally, my step-dad came and picked me up and began picking on me when he watched Marvin and I kiss. I promised my Mom no kissing but she knew I did because of the black lipstick on my mouth. I fell asleep on the couch and slept like a fucking rock.
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Well, it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck and I don't give a fuck cuz i'm off to the Rodeo!
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